Somewhere down the road I'll find my next project.

Project a positive attitude and you will find one.

One wonders why I spend so much time on the computer.

One was a song performed by the "Three Dog Night".

Computer(s) are everywhere.

Everywhere I go in Latrobe,I still cannot find a monkey.

Monkey(s) come in the barrel of monkeys game; can you still get them?

Them are the same monkeys that sneak into the refridgerator in the middle of the night and eat half a berry pie .... at least wifey thinks its them.

Them monkeys are gonna get shot.

Shot guns are popular to have in your vehicles, in the south.