Ol' Grandsport is getting tired of snow!

Snow today, snow tomorrow, and I'll be moving snow until Friday.

Friday came along, and I didn't have no rent...so out the door I went.

Went down to the crossroad, tried to beg a ride.

Ride in style with a Pacifica from Grandsport.:)( sorry,couldn't resist)

Grandsport has worn sneakers every day for the last 20 years.

Years are going to pass before I get this Chevelle finished!

Finished a Chevelle will never be.

Be stings can be fatal.

Fatal wounds may be hazardous to your health.

Kids are why I never have time or money to work on my ride.

Woah. Let me back up and try this again...and a one, two, three...

Health care issues are distracting our government from more important isuues.

Issues of a political nature are becoming more popular with those that would normally ignore them.

Them pretzels are making me thirsty.

Thirsty elephants can drink up to 70 gallons of water a day.

Day must be eating a lot of salted peanuts,so those elephants are.

Me? You talking to me?

Are there going to be more people that contribute to this thread than me, Gary, and Jake?

Jeez, I did it again....

Me has a problem keeping up with this thread.

Threads like these are fun, but get old quick for some people.

Wow,John. Someone is actually telling me I "contribute" something.:):D

Something is better then nothing.

Nothing ventured,nothing gained.

Gained 10 pounds this winter.

Winter sucks but at least its only rain and not snow .

Snow is cold ,where is Grandsport?

Grandsport is here somewhere.

Somewhere over the rainbow.Waving

Rainbow, ah, the 70's live again.

Again,I am taking a break from shoveling snow mounds.

Mounds are good but I prefer Almond Joy .

Snow is what he have going on up here, and lot's of it.

Man, I keep screwing it up.

Joy to the world, I own a Chevelle

Chevelle,what a wonderful name.

Name something I call myself

Myself, I prefer blondes.

Blondes,there are two in my home.

Idioms are tricky to understand when you're learning a foreign language.

Idioms,who you calling an idiom?I admit I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer,but I'm not dumb.:)

Dumb waiters have gone from being an elevator-type device to being the kind of person paid to serve you (that expects 20%) in just about every restaurant you go to nowadays.