By the time you read this I will have turned off my 'puter and fed the dog.

Dog is mans best friend.

Friends always bail you out of jail......but a true friend will be sitting in the cell with you saying....."Damn that was FUN!!!"

Fun times had by all.

All I want is my kids to grow up in 1 piece.

Piece of cake would be good with a tall glass of milk.

Milk & Oreos are a long time favorite at my house

House is more important than beer.

Beer has gotten my in trouble.

Trouble is my middle name according to my wife.