Call me crazy for wishing my life away but I am ready for 4 Pm ,quitting time .

Time to put MORE wood on the fire

Fire is not yet needed here but Im ready with a mountain of firewood .

Firewood is what I will be burning this weekend down at the beach.

"Beach, beach, beach", is all I hear from the wife when the house is cold.

Cold weather sux ,I hate to be cold .

Cold here is all outside cuz I gots a log on the fire.

Fire ants are a pain in the a$$.

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