Nowadays,I don't in what direction we are headed.

Headed in the wrong direction seems to be normal lately.

Lately I've been screwing up while trying to keep up here.

Here in this thread, things are getting pretty boring, with the same 4 or 5 dudes adding posts, and that's it.

It seems that Jake tells the truth.

Truth hurts, but not as much as having to drive a Pacifica.Waving

Pacifica,made for real men who know where they are headed.Waving

Headed...what the hell kind of sentence starts out with "headed"?:D

Headed for record snow amounts.

Taxidermist is what happens when you missed your cab.

Cab Calloway sung "Minnie the Moocher"

Moocher...isn't that what the kids got when they flipped coins in the junkyard in the movie Stand By Me?

Me? Yeah,I did it.Go ahead try to get me convicted.

Convicted is the easy way out. Real men are brought out and shot, or killed my thier wife's

Wife's on a spending spree!

Spree candies are nowhere near as good as sweet tarts.

Tarts,isn't that what the English call wild women?

Women, can't live with em - can't live without 'em.

'em and 'ems are one of my favorite CANDIES.:)

Forum,a funny thing happened to me on my way there.

Forum to admit that, he'd need to eat a lot of crow.:D:D

Crow,these I like to count.

Count Chocula, for no other reason that it popped into my head.

Head is a Pirate term for toilet. Arrr.

"Arr..." was the last thing poor Fido said before he jumped after that rabbit - over the revene.

Arr...revene is not a word, ravine is probably what you meant.

Meant to get here sooner but I have been cutting firewood.

Toilet was to be the last word in the sentence,arrr was me clearing me throat,matey.

Matey, these land lubbers and their loud iron land ships are scalawag scurvy sea dogs!!!

Dogs,because of the snow mine have cabin fever

Fever was over 120 today, took the dragon for a walk mommy. mommy? Where are you mommy?

Tommy works for me but he seems a little mentally unstable. I expect to come to work some day and see him on the roof top with an assualt weapon.

Weapon of choice of our enemy. It makes a distinct sound when fired.

Fired is Donald Trumps favorite word.

Word is Gary sells used cars .

Cars was the first movie we took my little one to go see, it was all of us, my wife, older boy, & the younger one, and it was cool because it was Father's day.

Daylight come and I wanna go home.

Home is the center of Gary's world.

World B. Free once played for the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Cavaliers are still popular vehicles.