Family is our Chevelle Clubs .

Clubs are good places to get drunk.:D

Drunk , I dont get anymore .

Revolution era artifacts are easy to find throughout a good portion of the Eastern United States.

States,there are many that I am in,but after three hours of chipping ice off my house a state of iciness is the one.

States of matter are solid, liquid, and gas.

Late again,John.Waving

John is here , different John.

John was the first name of a president.

President of what?

What you talkin 'bout,Willis.

Willis wasn't the name of one of the Presidents.

Presidents may vary, so Willis wasn't one. Many have strived for office,is it right to call Barry one?

One sentence is the rule, isn't it? Waving

One time, I'd like to keep up with this nonsense.

Nonsense makes a lot more "sense" than this thread does.

Does anyone here know the time?

Time to go pee.

Pee Wee Herman wound up being a pretty messed-up dude.:confused:

dude, you got a dell

Dell sucks and I would never try to buy one again.

Again and again and again and again and....

And ,while we're on the subject I started up The Black Car today and pulled it out of the garage.

Garage is what you can call the structure in our back yard where my Chevelle spends most of her time.

Time is not on our side.

Side order of fries,please.

Please put down the gun !

Gunnard was the name of a nun that beat the crap out of me in 8th grade.:D

Grade 8 bolts are strong like Grandsport .

Grandsport is about as strong as a grade 8 girl.Waving

girl loses way on a one way street.

Street racing is dangerous

LOL. My first laugh of the day.:)

Dangerous statement you made,Mr. Highwaystar.

Highwaystar makes me laugh too.

Too much laughter never hurt anyone.Waving

Anyone else having a beer for breakfast?

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Breakfast of champions beer is not .

Not to be out done,Highwaystar consumed his 15th beer.Waving

Beer, the 5th food group.