Laptop with tiny keyboard and I are not compatible. Dyslexic sregnif ...(fingers!)

Fingers are very usefull.

Useful idiots, since September 11, 2001, the term "useful idiot" has also been used to describe individuals who support islamism and terrorism, isn't this scary.

Scary is the look on my wife's face when I tell her I spent more money on the Chevelle today.

Today might be the day your wife will understand.

Understand is something my wife is good at ,plus I spend more money on her cars.

Cars are a necessary evil.

Evil is a Pacifica or someone who drives one.

One does have to put up with abuse when joining a forum.:p

Forum is a good place to agrivate Gary ,I actually have never driven a Pacifica but they look kinda cool.