Grandsport ,where are you?

You are not paying attention.

Attention something I seem to lack when my wife is speaking to me according to her.

Her,Ben was some kind of famous gladiator.

Gladiator is a what?

What the hell.

Hell is where I'm planning on going; at least it's warm there.

There has got to be a better option

Option is not a choice for some.

Some or half have to go to one place or the other if you believe in the 50% rule, aka yen and yang idea of balance, young grasshopper...