Went to the Woodward Dream Cruise today, had to stay close to home :( and I was very disappointed there were more new cars than old.

Old is a mindset.

I wish you would tell my body that.

That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove you didn't fart.

Oh its easy for me to prove I didn't do it. It wasn't loud enough and I wasn't giggling like a schoolgirl. Case solved.

Solved clues is how a detective ends his case.

Case closed, high protein diets make you gassy.

Gassy is another way you are before you pass gas.

The more beans I eat...
The more my cat farts.!

Farts are hard to deal with ,especially the silent but deadly ones .