Acrimonious people spoil the party.

Party time ,Jeff has returned to the forum.

Forum wouldn't be as much fun without the great people here, sometimes it feels like I am sitting at a bar talking to the smart aleck bartender.

Bartender would have to serve me non alcoholic beverage .

beverage is spelled with a silent e

E harmony is a great site to meet hot chicks.

Chicks are from chickens, and what would your wife think about that last comment ?

Comment would probably get him slapped .

Slapped silly would be something that my kids would be if they were caugt stealing, but I would probably go to jail.

Jail is no place for me to be .