King of Rock & Roll was Elvis .

elvis schmelvis

"schmelvis" sounds like a female body part.

part and parcel

Parcel post is quite busy this time of year .

Year schmear,I'm sick of all the promises.

promises shom-mises and you can't take that to the bank

Bank schmank,they are all crooks.

Crooks sell used Pacificas.

Pacificas,as yes,I know them well.They are easy to sell and run real swell.

Swell ... hell! gimmie a Chevy any old day!

Day is done and gone is the sun

Sun schmun there ain't none.

none of this makes any sense. :p

Sense schmense,I should have my head examined.

Examined you say, what would they find?

Find nothing I'm sure.

Sure is short for surely, please dont call me that.

That is just silly.

Silly is what we like to do here

Here, there, everywhere, sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

Dr Seuss books is what I read as a kid.

Kid? As a kid the good Doc was living about 20 miles from me when he wrote "The Cat in the Hat" and he came to my elementary school and gave us a reading when the book first came out ..... whatta guy!

Guy could sometimes be considered a male species .

Species, wasn't that a movie from the 80's ?

80's were fun times .

Times are changing so fast, where has all the time gone. It's one thing we can never get back.

back in the day I remember teaching moses how to part the red sea

Sea here ,this is how you do that .

That didnt last long.

Long, schmong, time is relative.

Relatives can be a pain in the rear .

Rear of a 72 Chevelle is the best looking of all Chevelles .

Chevelles are Americas favorite musclecar .

musclecar mania is a term falling into history.

History will always remember muscle cars of the 60's and 70's, but I really like what was said by flash.

flash smash...everyone really knows it is the rear of the 69 that looks best:p

Best look is a 72 ,whether it be a El Camino or a Chevelle ,not that I am biased .

Biased would be a ford owner saying they all look crappy!

Crappy in no way describes any Chevelle .