What happens after being Married for a while..
 

After being married for 34 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 34 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now i have a $200,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but i'm sleeping with a 55-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal and she would make sure that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises..

Lol, I can relate to that, I have been married for 34 years. It's funny I just told someone today if something every happen to my marriage I might get the Chevelle and a few tools from the garage but that would be about it. She's my best friend and I wouldn't trade her for anything. If something every happen to her my life would never be the same. I'm a better person because of my wife. As the saying goes she completes me.

Its only been 19 years(almost) for me and Joan and I would not change a thing .Sometimes I cant believe she has put up with me that long.

It will be interesting when some of these same-sex marriages fall apart ... the distribution of assets..... not that it matters!

Whoa...Freudian slip...:D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

I saw that too Bill but with my spelling I wasnt about to point it out for fear of what I might mis-type especially after I take my sleeping meds.

and I wouldn't trade her for anything...

Thats what happens when you have to work a double shift. Not much sleep yesterday since I got off work at 2am and returned at 7am. I was not operating on all cylinders last night.

Hey Ray.
Just in case your wife reads these forums,
you might want to change that from would to wouldn't trade her for anything. LOL.

Just lookin out for you. :D

Damn I type slow.

Dont feel bad Ray ,Im never firing on all cylinders .