My neighbor Gus

[Hank70SS]

Gus, part deux.

So Gus worked at GM longer than I've been alive. Everyday he came home from work and pulled in the driveway. His wife Teresa, she passed away a few years ago, would get in the car and they would go out to dinner. Most nights after dinner Gus would drop Teresa at home and then go back to work.

Well Gus found a new squeeze a couple years ago. Lay-lay or Suc-suc, can't remember her name or understand her. Chinese, at least 30 years younger than Gus. Darryl suggested I buy stock in Viagra when they got hooked up. I should make him my financial adviser.

Well they've been to China, got married there. Greece, Alaska and I can't remember where else. They're only here for a couple of months, they spend most of their time in FL, Gus has a 'villa' there. He spent all his time working before he met what's her name.

Anyway, a few weeks ago Darryl is outside and smells a strong bleach smell. He sees Gus's 'landscaper' and walks over and there are empty chlorine bleach bottles everywhere.

Apparently L-l, or is it S-s, didn't like the look of all that green moss growing on the tree trunks in their yard. So she demanded the landscaper 'bleach' the tree trunks. Straight bleach mind you from a garden sprayer.

The landscaper didn't think that was a good idea. Neither did Gus but it got done. Wonder what Gus got out of that deal? I should have bought that Viagra stock.

So maybe I'll do a part trois later.