You know you are getting old when.....

[earthquake68]

Maybe they go off the fact if you get in an accident, you are probably NOT going to be able to fix it, since those cars tend to disintegrate in accidents.

I thought this was going to be a thread for old people.

Like, "You know you're getting old when you bend over to pick something up and you start to look around for other stuff you can do while you're down there."