Interesting or funny...you decide.

[Ms Grumpy]

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist posting this one.

WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP

God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over. He couldnt decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

Its a very handy thing God told them and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it. Well Adam jumped up and down and begged Oh please give that to me. I would love to able to do that. It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please please give it to me. On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just starting whizzing all over the place, first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name on the sand and then he tried to hit a tree stump ten feet away- laughing with delight.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, well I guess your kind of stuck with the other part I have left.

What is it called said Eve and God said BRAINS