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[FlintTony]

Well, the Detective who is handling the case said my boobie-traps would land me in jail, so there have been some "slight" modifications to them. Hey, I can't help it if that steel plate with the spikes welded to it (wall art) just happened to fall when the door was opened too violently, now can I?

[chevymaher]

Originally Posted by FlintTony

Well, the Detective who is handling the case said my boobie-traps would land me in jail, so there have been some "slight" modifications to them. Hey, I can't help it if that steel plate with the spikes welded to it (wall art) just happened to fall when the door was opened too violently, now can I?

It is a joke isn't it. The are breaking in and your life may be in danger. But don't hurt them untill they actually are trying yo kill you.
Sounds to me like the perpetrator is related to a cop or member of law enforcement somewhere the way they are acting.