Rules of theft?

[Hank70SS]

Well yes, it was meant as a joke. Sometimes life sucks and all you can do is laugh about it or you'll go crazy.

Michigan is a 'stand your ground' state. Which means your are not required to retreat from a threat, as long as you have a legal right to be where ever you are. You can pull the trigger if and it's an important if, you have a reasonable belief that you're in danger of death or bodily harm.