I found a guy on Craigslist that will haul junk cars for FREE!!! I'm just gonna call him and save you guys the aggravation of dealing with this shit.
I called the guy from B2TB and demanded a set of ropes around the junker. Gotta keep the idiots away from it this time. He agreed he would rope it off.
Is your glaucoma acting up again as your pretty ornery, go take your medicine and relax.