Interesting or funny...you decide.

[carpoor]

A jet plane, feared to be Air Force One, has crashed at a farm in Rural Kentucky. The local Sheriff’s department mustered every last deputy and resource as it converged on the crash site. By the time they arrived at the scene, only the burning skeleton of the hull was visible.

The sheriff and his deputies immediately began searching for survivors and dead bodies but found nothing. Just then, a deputy noticed a farmer plowing the next field over who seemed oblivious to the crashed airplane.

Rushing over to talk to the farmer the sheriff yelled, “Hank, what happened here? Did you see this jet crash?” “Yeah, I saw it sheriff,” the farmer said calmly. “Well do you know that this is Air Force One, President Obama’s plane?” “Yep” “Were there any survivors?” “No sir, theys all dead as doornail,” Hank answered. “I buried them all this morning myself.” “President Obama is dead?” asked the sheriff. “Well” Hank mumbled starting up his tractor, “He kept a-sayin he wasn’t, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”

[chevymaher]

Now I liked that one.

[chevymaher]

Saw this on facebook. Around here we need them. Uh you running off the road there doing 30 in a 55.

[Ken Hayes]

Hillary Takes a Muslim Name......



TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED HILLARY CLINTON

TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER CANDIDACY

FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY.

FOR SECURITY REASONS, HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.


SELDOM BIN LAYED I can understand why! I cringe just at the thought of it!


.......as we get closer to the election, we must remember that we cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs........


The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.

[carpoor]

Obama asked Bill Clinton, "How is Hillary's head?"

To which he replied, "She's no Monica."